You know gawker’s CEO walked out with a golden parachute and millions of dollars. How do you work for such a crooked company?

I don’t know many men that have been alive for 500 years but I would love to meet one.

This has already been solved. The equipment manager grabbed it and put it away some place safe for him.

High school kids are assholes, more news at 11.

Looks like someone put a brick in the wall.

Dear Nobody,

And you are nothing if not retarded.

What hilarious is how Bill Clinton is the one to blame for the housing disaster but this dumbfuck dances around that and blames Bush.

Just because Star Wars is back in theaters doesn’t mean you get to do a shit load of coke again Carrie.

Holy hell I have never seen this, that was super awkward.

Did you really expect more from Xander Cage?