Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

If there is literally one thing pretty much all our politicians agree on it’s the Great Lakes Compact. Right, left, whatever, you talk about fucking with our water, and we. will. fight. you.

Payoff well worth the wait

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.