He’s a leader of men!

When George S. Patton lead Operation Torch against Rommel, we all know he sacrificed a Furby to guarantee his victory.

Many employees at Build-A-Bear lost their jobs obtaining this information.

Does MRSA really get categorized as a “distraction”?

*Snyder gets placed on hold because Jerry Jones is on Line One*

As his young children cringe in fear at the thought of daddy being around the house more.

hope so. fuck him

Oh yeah? what did your roster end up looking like? Just kidding. No one gives a fuck.

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How on earth did we not get one Najeh Davenport mention