“If only my man could have somehow kept his dick in check...”

Correct! How do you like the irony of that?

MOST DEFINITELY DELICIOUS! not like the other soggy messes passing for salads. Each ingredient has its own unique little spiciness. i would highly recommend not dousing this little jewel in dressing.

My Mom started to lament more and more about how fewer people were attending her (Catholic) church. i asked her how she thought anyone would want to come to her church after listening to her and her friends having coffee after services. Hearing all the complaining and critcism i doubt someone would think: “gee their…

I finally got around to making your ‘Armenian Cole Slaw’ last night and am having it for lunch today, thank you for posting.

what was great about that was Smithy could sing the songs better than Bieber....

Excellent read, thanks, but:

As someone of Ukrainian descent, i find the word funny to begin with: “why would anyone want to put ‘sracha’ sauce on their food?”

too much kissing. WAAAYY too much kissing....

Prisoner Zero at 2:45