I’ll be so sad when Reid’s terrible clock management and inability to win big games finally catches up with him and he’s no longer a head coach. Either that or the KC BBQ finally catches up to him and he keels over while polishing off a double slab at Slap’s

His emotions were quickly steered downhill.

It’s clinically proven that the act of play makes steaks 40% more tasty.

I mean, you say your kids are cool, but are they so cool you want to fuck them?  

Seriously. I hope the $50K included them installing a special “mulligan” button to keep him happy.

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

Nope, but also I don’t think the general sentiment is “the Pelicans should trade him away now for less than they’ll likely get in the future, because I don’t like the Warriors”.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

He doesn’t fit the culture in DC. A free agent in DC has to have been good in the past, expensive, and crappy now. Peterman fits one of those AT BEST. 

Am I missing the “congratulations” somewhere? Because to me, that tweet looks like "reporting".

This is, without question, the greatest moment I have ever had as a UB alumnus.

...wait, Arizona lost to UB? HOLY SHIT, THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER!

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

For the non-Swifties, let me humbly recommend The National’s Boxer as the only album you need for that odd late night/early morning New Year’s comedown:

I’d retire if I were him.

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

You seriously think that was dirty? What else was Stewart supposed to do after Cooper dropped his head down to the level of Stewart’s elbow? But then again, you think PI is an indication a team is playing dirty so it is pretty clear you have no clue what you are talking about.

#MeTall