But if they had Paul George.....

Am I the only who’s curious what kind of high school holds its graduation on a Thursday morning...halfway into June?

Lebron was effin ridiculous tonight. Nothing else he could have done.

Who’s already sick of that stupid “black sheep” Nissan ad? That girl spilled paint all over the damn driveway. I’M NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP MISSY!

We’ve also long since passed Peak Tom Middleditch.

double emphasis, expand to ohio. should be deleted.

Fuck wherever you live too. See how useless this was? Great hard-hitting analysis on you’re part, though.

Counterpoint: Fuck everything Bay Area.

God? Is that you?

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

*Mike drop*

(reads gray comments)

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

Sanka, ya dead?

Report: Jay Cutler’s New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games

You expect me to settle for a common engine like a V-8? What, do you want me to be mistaken for a poor?

Jesus: Before the game is over, Tebow will strike out three times.
James the Lesser: Well, duh, Jesus, he sucks. You’re not exactly making a bold prediction here.

4 consecutive stigmata comments. Has the be a record of some sort. Maybe even... a miracle?

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Ummmm. I’m a mom. It’s not the most rewarding thing I’ve ever done. Oh my god, I sound like an asshole, don’t I? Jesus. Oh well.

Every article like this I read puts me further and further and further away from wanting to have children, because the only positive thing you ever heard is “oh, it’s the most rewarding thing you can ever do!!” Really? REALLY?!