The blob would have won.

Who the hell is actually still saying this? John Wayne Gacy may be bad, but I still respect the institution of clowns.

I am grateful for this young, terrible YA author giving me a news story to focus on that’s not Nazi’s taking power or the world burning down. There are many kinds of heroes...

I like how you’re willing to criticize him, but put it in perspective. Good Kinja.

10 minute conversation with the man 7-8 years ago, kept darting away & ignoring my girlfriend to show off to cute young girls, we joked about it later.

The Valonqar is Arya. This is rarely brought up, but it’s true.

“Y’all wanna try some of the god drug?”

I know I’m promoting here, but this article makes me feel it necessary to point out I wrote a three-part erotic male pregnancy fanfiction (90,000 words and counting!) about the election and #45's presidency.

I didn’t bother to read this article because I fail to see how creepy, nazi-ass clowns could NOT be relevant to last years election.

I don’t know if I can get behind the Trump as Cersei assertion. Cersei is crazy AF, but is handling her power in a pretty balanced and competent way. You don’t see her lying about her coronation crowd, spending 53 days of her reign boar-hunting, instituting a travel ban against the Tyroshii, making absurd…

Non-Sarcasm Mode: It’s a funny article, but I think it’s officially time we mothball the ‘watch your childhood be destroyed thing. I know it’s just being hyperbolic, but always comes off to me as a little needy and wanting to recapture the pop culture touchstones of our childhood. “I saw a cartoon image of Angelica…

Elija Creech with no ‘h’ and the last name Creech? 31-year old with 20-year old Gathering friend? Rubber fucking mallet!? This is the best story I can think of since the guy who was eaten by the croc in Texas two years ago.

It’s eight o’clock on a Saturday night, I’ve seen mastodon and shark Ghost Rider, nothing more can be achieved today and I am going to bed.

You lost me a bit on the Son of Batman trilogy being so far down (mid-tens, c’mon!), but your advocacy of the Red Hood is Kinja at it’s finest.

Thank you, yes!

This is a factual statement. I could care less what a cavern of Syrinx is, but if kids don’t know what Court of the Crimson King is, then Trump wins.

Conflicted. Liked, did not love the book, despise Spielberg but weirdly think he can do it justice. Annoyed at the casting for Art3mis, who’s probably supposed to be ‘Hollywood fat’, and not a curvy gal like in the book. But then, we know Speilberg is going to be pouring long, lusterous shots over Tye Sheridan’s body,…

“Man loves son, video games” sounds like a banner headline to me. Run with it.

Moon’s an extremely nice person, BTW.

Somehow, I feel this is progress. Good article!