Jesus, I wish the Cowboys would just cut bait with this guy and move on. Too bad he’s the owner.

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

You’d think that someone who’s all about learning and enlightenment he’d have figured a few things out, but...

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”