Awesome article, really well done! Thank you for putting this together. Kerr sounds amazing.

Now if only Sephora was cruelty free... sigh

How.... how do you take them off? I imagine them much like a temporary tattoo on my skin that starts flaking and getting all weird and crackly, but in my hair. ???

It was half-crunchy on top (not on the bottom, tons of liquid comes out from everything) but would be full-crunchy had I enthusiastically buttered it. I’m not a huge fan of skin though so wasn’t too much of a priority.

Danke schoen.

I do sour cream, butter, salt + shredded parmesan in my spinach. I really love it, highly recommended!

I made my first whole chicken in a crock pot. Tons of paprika, salt, pepper, rosemary and garlic all over and up in the thing (don’t forget under the skin and try not to barf while doing it!), shoved celery and lemons and garlic in the cavity (horf), set the whole bird on top of rough cut carrots, green pepper,…

They do not come up as Yelp for me. They are using a rerouting/dialing program that gives the number the same area code as my city, making it look like a potential customer.

Oh, I’ve asked. I’m going to keep a log and then... well I don’t know what then, but I’m gonna get fired up.

I own a small business with a brick + mortar location and Yelp will. not. stop. calling. me. They’re extremely aggressive and legit require that we hang up on them to end the conversation. I cannot count how many times I’ve told them to stop calling, yet they persist. I’m on the verge of... well, a verge. Fuck Yelp.


Fu…

Sorry to hear about your childhood. Best of luck!

Lulz.

Look, the Obesity Epidemic™ is a real thing. If some way, some how, commercial (like 737) airline flight is compromised by weight (which of course it is, but I’m sure we’re a long way off from toeing that line), then why *wouldn’t* you want this to be a thing?

I have zero problem with this.

You shut your mouth. I LOVE seeing people’s food porn!!!!!

I... don’t get it. Can’t trans people just be considered as models for the gender they prefer? I doubt we’re going to be calling gay people getting married “gay married” or “gay weddings”, they’re just going to be weddings and married.... trans models should just be... models.

Long hair, don’t care. I’m still drinking it instead of cow, coconut, soy or any other kind of milk.

“THAT’S ENOUGH PLASTIC SURGERY” - nose

So, as someone who was a Corporate Retail Slave™, I can say with calculated certainty that the answer to reviving a struggling brand (due to price resistance, first and foremost), is NOT to create a secondary, ‘affordable’ brand - it’s to fucking lower your price points on your existing assortment. The J.Crew crew…

And pay a MAJOR premium for that luxury... that shit’s so ridiculously expensive it’s not even funny. Ah, America.

And also fuck them very much for deciding to dip their toes into the rabbit meat industry, which until they ‘tested’ it in several markets on a large scale, wasn’t really a thing in U.S. households. Rabbits are the #3 pet in America right behind cats and dogs, and our shelters are overflowing with great rabbits…