I can’t wait for the day when Kim K actually starts dressing for her body type. She is not a tall, willowy individual who can pull off complicated couture. She is a curvy AF which makes her look almost stocky in the clothing she’s worn lately.

I’d love it if Panjabi could say “decisions” one more time in that quote.

That’s amazing!! And congratulations, I hope you have a super fun day :)

Thaaaaaaaaaaanks :) I loved them. Can I show another picture of my DIY centerpieces for shits and giggles? Hope so.

Anyway, yeah! Here’s some details http://www.beadsandbeading.com/blog/flower-pe…

Thanks! I can’t believe I tricked someone into it.

Another ‘alternative’ - get 50 $1 scratch off lotto tickets, tie them in a ‘bouquet’ and launch them into the crowd. That way EVERYONE will want in on it.

Okay so an alternative toss would be to gift your bouquet to your (or someone’s) Gramma. The oldest, most lovely woman in attendance, and kind of make a big deal out of it. You can also have the bouquet dried and turned into beads for jewelry so that’s an option.

Is this a real question? Of course I’d have sex with him. Come on now.

Hated her accent in Sweet Home Alabama, hate her new site. Sorry Reese.

She looks good. But this look has been recycled so many goddamn times it’s becoming almost... boring (almost).

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT KRIS WHATTHEFUCKTHATISTHEFACEOFNIGHTMARES:

We received an extremely Christian-centric carved statue that was no where near the registry chock full o’ Home Depot gift cards and endless white serving dishes I ABSOLUTELY USE (no matter what you say, husband) from Crate & Barrel.

We are not religious. At all. Thanks for trying though, guest.

We went on the craziest whirlwind of a honeymoon. It was actually epic, not just ‘epic’ in the proverbial sense. It was so crazy and whirlwindy that we basically only had sex twice in 17 days. Twice. But we had the time of our lives otherwise and it was a trip of a lifetime even if we didn’t bang as much as we…

What, little tattoos of Symba don’t do it for you?

Anthony Kiedis from RHCP, darling.

Can we also talk about that single ear of corn? A can of corn would produce more product than a single ear, would keep longer and probably cost less.

My stab at this would pretty much involve beans+rice, a huge chunk of butter (expensive but full of keep-you-full-with-calories-that-matter fat), 18 eggs (a dozen for 3…

Nope, you're absolutely correct. But in the spectrum of high end brands, it's about as close as we can get to not being tested on animals. :/ I hate that so many parent companies test but we can at least vote for their non-testing ventures with our dollars (until they change to testing, of course).

One of my…

You should check out Pacifica! They are carried in Whole Foods and have like 20 fragrances that cover the spectrum. I'm obsessed with Tibetan Mountain Temple because it makes me smell (and feel) like an exotic hippie princess*.

Same with literally 90% of the higher end brands. It's a shitty thing.
(I have a mini lop bunny and just picturing him with his head in a clamp while someone in a white coat shoves mascara in his eye ball is enough to send me into quite the rage)


DO NOT TEST ON ANIMALS, YAY: Too Faced, NYX (my fav), Nars, The Body…

Etsy, baby!

Etsy, baby. Etsy.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/BridalSta…