• Dress to reception, soup to nuts, $35k

I can't be the only one who sees Jigsaw every single time I see Brandi Glanville.

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Perfection.
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Come morning, remove your cosmetics and throw your purse in a river. (A purse is where a woman keeps her secrets, after all!)

Homegirl is 17. Seventeen. SEVENTEEN. !!! She's stunningly gorgeous but does NOT look 17. Anyone?

Well done, fellow Bunmother/father! My little guy free roams when we're awake and is fully litter trained as well... except for when he chooses to be a little asshole and pees in the corner because we ran out of organic arugula.

Some people were like, eff a turkey. Aziz Ansari dined on cilantro-topped pizza (assisted, no doubt, by his chef companion Courtney McBroom).

C.A., are you aware of the existence of http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/? It's my go-to site for when I need a good scream-laugh when it gets too quiet for comfort. I think you might enjoy it.