If its just scratches and nothing is broken (like punched holes, or broken lamps), I’d wear the scrcatches proudly: “It’s from an asshole in a Jaguar that I rammed out of my way”.

Are you kidding? It was soothing to watch! At first I didn’t know it was a fraud dispute, I thought it was just an asshole blocking a parking area. I wish I could/dared to ram cars out of my way when they do that, regardless of them being Corollas or XJ’s. Remember, in some countries doing that could be a justified…