I’ve seen him use the phrase “at the behest of” incorrectly twice now on Fox. He definitely doesn’t know what it means. It’s hard to tell what he thinks it means, though. “On behalf of”, perhaps?

I’d been refreshing the page, wondering where the new stories were. Apparently the parent company forbade publishing news of the shuttering. Wouldn’t been nice to know, as a faithful reader.

Guy’s got “a country to lead,” “important work” to do, and needs to focus on “important goals”, Okay?! Oh, he also needs to wash his hair, so sorry—too busy, call back later!

Trump Derangement Syndrome is gaslighting to the max. “Gaslighting” may be an overused phrase of late, but it’s because that’s the dominant mode of communication by this administration. Trump is deranged. Trump is a fucking nutcase. Trump is doing everything insane that people are saying he’s doing. He’s a blustering.…

I was at a funeral on the weekend and the pastor told a story of a teaching children “the lord is my Shepard” using fingers for count out each word and stressing “My” with the kids, getting them them to hold longer on their ring finger as they repeated the phrase. Said one of the children later got lost in the woods…

This is insane. The absurd details they note, as if to seem more credible— the unboxed “lime green” strap-on had a an overwhelming smell(?!). Like, did this smell just fill the room? Or, did he inbox it himself and was close enough to get a good whiff only to be “overwhelmed” by its plasticy-ness?

He sure loves those electoral college numbers! But “overwhelmingly elected”? That statement suggests that people overwhelmingly chose him, but really it’s the dumb, racist election system got him elected.

HE ...WENT...BANANAS!! Why did he insist that the reporter ask a different question to the other guy instead of, at least, just declining the question? It’s like he was desperate to exercise power or demand respect through acquiescence.

He wanted “border guards shoot migrants in the legs ‘to slow them down.’”?

I thought it was pretty generous of him to call him a “rogue police officer” sort of giving him the “bad apple” treatment.

His adorable voice! I don’t need anything else today.

The host audibly gasped over “skinny boy” but no reaction to the “mentally ill child” comment. Their apology means nothing.

She was also on The View this morning. It would seem as if she’s doing a tour of the New York shows for her new book. 

Katie also needs to run. Chris is clearly messed up somehow.

Is clay a punk? I thought Nicole was totally unreasonable. Maybe Clay’s a punk though.

He’s looking for that Law & Order moment when someone says “check for a freckle just above his right testicle!” 

And Christmas! Sorry to be such a downer....

God, I hate it when men wear those novelty Christmas suits. It just seems to desperately scream “I’m a fun boss!”

This is part of the problem, isn’t it? That budget airlines in Europe offer flights for so cheap that it’s hard for anybody on budget to pass up the option. The cost of intercontinental flights in Europe isn’t commensurate with the carbon footprint.