Yeah, that’s one baby-looking boy. Like, to the point where you’d still feel gross despite him being “legal.”

Southwest commends their employees for intervening? It looks like passengers were the only ones intervening there.

Is he unpainted or are those top horizontal vent-type switch panels just closed?

I feel like this dementia question gives him too much credit—like there was a time when he was smarter. Dude hasn’t had to/cared to know shit about American civil life/history (or almost any other category of knowledge) a day in his life.

Was James Corden drunk?! He seemed like a drunk person trying to speak like they’re not drunk.

Weird that his only choice of punctuation was ellipses.

Well, unfortunately his little demonstrative hand gesture that accompanies the comment betrays his “real” meaning. Too bad his reflexive douche-itude couldn’t just let him go for innuendo.

So after this guy gets the shit kicked out of him, they try to tank his career. Lovely.

Yeah, you know, the holocaust centers—where they kept all the non-innocent Jews for contained gassings

One joke from Sarah Silverman’s old tv show pretty much defines everyone I’ve known who became a cop:

Yeah, he knows women: they’re all purses and shoes.

Yeah, white men tend to lose it when they’re told they can’t do something. It conflicts with the reality they’ve become accustomed to and their brain just malfunctions.

Fuck that fucking tweet.

Why wouldn’t the Dr. Phil Show have some sort of clause prohibiting this kind of thing in their contracts? This can’t be good for him—it makes him look like a goof and his guests can get rich (with no profit to himself).

I used to get random texts from people who I assume were guys (cause, after my response,they were aggressively flirty/sexual harassment-y). It would be a wrong number text and I’d say so and then they’d follow up with something obnoxious like asking what am I doing, what am I wearing, etc. I figure they’d assume I was…

So if Trump campaign is proven to have colluded with Russia: does Pence have any fault in that or does he just become Pres? Assuming impeachment follows.

“You better have dates and times of the juicing”

It’s not a reinactment when you do the actual thing to a person in a surprise attack rather than act out an historical account of an appraisal process that happened at a slave auction.

So, he’s working the system to get what he wants (appearing in front of cheering crowds composed only of supporters, not having to answer questions from reporters, banning protestors, not having to moderate what he says).

I know, that seems like the obvious solution. I figure there’s something about his physical appearance that he doesn’t want to reveal. But the whole sudden disappearance and cutting off communication with people he’d been in regular contact with is super weird.