Is it really all that smart? The information in the pages is relatively benign and by releasing them he gets to malign the media for the report (this time wit’s some basis). What we really want to know about is the other parts of the return: income sources, charitable giving, deductions used.

So Trump is admitting that he is actually a clown-president? Cause that’s who gets shot at in the video (with a clown gun, of course).

So he was shot because he had a body? How can this argument stand? It proposes that police officers have grounds to kill anyone just for being a living human.

Trumps’s complete lack of nuance leaves such little room for interpretation that Spice has to rely on his nonwords (e.g. punctuation) for leeway.

Truly the hand of a man that has never laboured a day in his life.

Absolutely not a size 4. Size 4 is tiny.

It looks like she’s giving birth to that wood block.

I never read a word from my university newspaper after I graduated and I was an editor. This is deeply pathetic.

“I should not be involved in investigating a campaign I had a role in,”

It seemed like he was trying to brag about Trump picking his order for him (like that Trump was saying “just you and me, buddy—we’re the Meatloaf Boys”). But it totally backfired.

Here’s the DSM-5 criteria for narcissistic personality disorder(you’ll notice Trump checks all the boxes):

“He’s just doing what he normally does”? So he just asks random people to set up his meetings? Well, that actually might be the case since he probably doesn’t know what anyone’s job is, but figures, since he’s King of America, everyone is there to do his bidding and attend to his whims.

I thought that too. As the exchange went on I couldn’t tell if he was being hostile or genuine towards her about having this meeting.

Exactly, he’s right in terms of the amount of havoc he’s wreaked and the number of foreign leaders he’s pissed off.

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

Right of course, cause technically my womb is not part of my body—it’s an empty space around which my body has formed. So really that space is up for grabs.

This is like a political Ponzi scheme: you keep making promises for returns you don’t deliver all the while reaping the rewards of making those promises. So, Trump really didn’t lie about managing his presidency like he manages his businesses.

Would’ve been nice if Laurer brought this sort of approach to his Trump townhall interview.

Trump thinks a handshake is a tug o’ war.

Perhaps she really just didn’t want the likes of Kellyanne Conway promoting her brand.