The three guys five dicks total works if you count this bullshit artist as one giant dick with two in his pants.

what about the Identity crisis versions? and relatedly the slingers?

I was expecting some grade a assholery. That struck me as simple self absorbed indifference and bio-centricism.

um, there are a crap ton of things most people don't think about that we should consider marvels that changed the world. and only a few of them have anything to do with the human reproductive process.

I think the thing that no version, even the original, gets right is that Vader is a hero. I mean for the people who are imperial loyalists the thing you have to consider is that he's not the boogey man. He's the man who stopped the Jedi rebellion. He sacrificed everything he had to defend and protect the empire at…

one of my favorite tricks for making fantasy maps, which I did for recreation for a while, was a simple one. Rip up some index card to get a ragged edge. Give th ragged edge a bit of a coat of acrylic or wax to water proof it. Let them dry and you have your modular coastline stencils. Just lay them out along the coast…

lol, I remember a guy I knew who asked my help fixing his girfriends car. I knew nothing at the time and even when I'd seen an engine I had this belief that it was a delicately tuned item, almost like clockwork... Until he literally whacked the hell out of something with a hammer to 'adjust it'.

this is why I don't work food service anymore.

the problem of loki's wager would prevent that from working. all the head but none of the neck when the dividing line between head in neck doesn't actually exist means there would always be a 'salami slice' that means either taking part of the neck or leaving part of the head. Possibly one that is both.

shipping envelopes full of an unexpected powdered substance. What could go wrong?

we need 'Not wanted' posters. Lets see is anybody ever delivers food or serves any of those festering dick boils when anybody will know them on sight and know their names.

the dwarves get lokis head, not half of it. It's like used books on craigslist, you either take the whole lot or the deals off. no cherry picking.

much appreciated. I love sci-fi concept art. Visions of the future that never made it all the way to the public eye are like treasures. Some times I want them to be real more than the things we actually get in movies and TV.

nope, sorry, doesn't work for me. Looks like some stupid mix up of Spartan armor which might be barely viable if it were not for the hermit crab shell hoody with shredder mask on the helmet.

Look I get the aesthetic argument, but I live in new england. We just came out of a week where temperatures dropped to -7 (-23 with wind chill). and we get feet of snow dumped on us at times and then the next day a nice glazing of freezing rain turning the top of the snow on your car razor shards of ice that cling to…

no love for satyrs and cyclops? your shall all rue the day you snubbed them.

wait back up for a second; they collected castration data from what sounds like 'the nut house'. That in and of itself is worthy of note but the really shocking thing is nobody else seems to have mentioned it. This is the internet after all. I have to say I'm a bit disappointed in you internet.

says the guy whose sex drive only turns on once every seven years, exactly on schedule.

"Taking drugs to reduce your sex hormones is also a bad idea, he says, pushing the quality v. quantity of life angle, adding that this could have undesirable side-effects, e.g. severely diminishing one's sex drive."

it bothers me a bit that none of these folks appears to have ever needed to work more than a six hour shift.