don’t even get me started on the damn sand snakes

VOGUE CAN’T MAKE US DO ANYTHING.

these low-rise jeans demand confidence, strategy—and let’s be honest, some crunches

Kylie Jenner is a teenager, with little to no parental supervision who doesn’t work or go to school and is dating a 25 year old rapper who has a song out called “Bitches and Marijuana”. I imagine she is high all the time.

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Man, that knee jab is mortal kombat X-Ray level hurt

I gained 60 with my first and 30 with my second. I gave no shits about the numbers, but because I was so out of shape with my first, my recovery from an emergency c section was stupid hard. Ridiculous hard. I did a little more exercise and drank a little more water on baby 2 and had a breezy recovery (plus it was a…

Eff all of it. You know how much I gained during my first pregnancy? 52 lbs. Fiftygoddamntwo. My What To Expect book had a heart attack, I swear. Kid is going to be 6 in June. Do I care how much weight I gained with her? No. Does it affect my life in any way now? No. Do I wish I ate more salad? Fuck to the no.

I don't know why you wouldn't expect so many stories from trolls. Desperately crying out to be the center of attention is their whole deal.

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

Samer, you're better than this.

You sure it’s a lizard?

"Kylie Jenner should be in sixth period biology right now instead of flexing like a grown woman on Instagram"

I'd like to see more documentation that she's continuing to meet milestones - how's her pincer gasp? Can she follow simple one-step commands? Does she point to indicate wants?

Meghan Trainor's video for her third single, "Dear Future Husband,"

RIP Kim's old face

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

She likes bright clothes and feels good about herself and her looks.