Coach Whisenhunt: Sweep the leg.

Every year the wife makes me, her, and our toddler son all one theme of outfit. This year we're Little Red Riding Hood (her), the Wolf (son), and the Hunter (me). She ordered her outfit online and man is it slutty. She doesn't seem to think it is a tad bit weird.

Whereas if you don't want to coach Kobe, you get to fuck her for going on a decade now.

"If there is somebody that's on our payroll that is saying things like that, I will soon get to the bottom of it and they won't be working for us anymore."

JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

As a 76ers fan, this is great news! However, as a 76ers fan, this is also terrible news.

I like the idea, but how would you write the rule. There are short yardage plays where the runner slides off a pile where he shouldn't be down, and surely a runner shouldn't be down if he brushes his knee against a grounded player.

I like to think he landed in a pit of flying kicks and fists.

"and at the start of the match they were loud enough to be picked up by the mics"

I like how the only other professional fighter in the ring, and the guy who just won the match thanks to that same referee, decides to just casually bail out when he sees the ref start getting his brains beat out. He even looks back to confirm that yes, the other guy is helpless on the ground getting pummeled, time to…

Karlton obviously forgets the mental block someone has after a major injury. He needs to get confident enough to jump higher and higher. It will come. After coming back from left Achilles surgery, I had a mental block on jumping off my left leg.

It's no secret that Kobe has always wanted to be like Mike. To his credit, he's got the same competitive intensity and a pretty comparable skill set. But, the one thing he lacks is also the one thing he can't develop, and that's Jordan's charisma.

That would be my response being down 10-0 to the Texans too.

[A]bused penis-measuring contest.

I'd be willing to bet $1000 that Pete Carroll still thinks Tavon Austin caught that punt.

These are games that the networks(FOX, CBS) choose that cannot be flexed into Sunday Night Football. The games listed above will remain on their respective networks.

Well chosen, Alec. If you're going to have beef, it might as well be dry, aged and Kobe.

Oh, Jesus. I had never realized that before.

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