I saw that article. And it won’t let me scroll down it at all so I only was able to read two graphs, haha.

Where’d you find that he coached the title game? I had trouble finding something til I found this article that seems to indicate he did not.

He just pissed orange soda. [trurns in] DOES IT HURT?!?

Mike Stoops would NEVER bail on his team to serve his own professional interests at the most crucial part of the season the week before his undefeated team played the Big 12 title game against Kansas State. Nope. Not ever.

This is going to shock you, but Mike Stoops not only didn’t coach in the 2004 BCS title game vs. LSU, but he ALSO bailed the week before the Big 12 title game in which his vaunted defense was summarily steamrolled by Darren Sproles and K-State.

This is true to an extent. But the argument “don’t take taxes and publicly fund stadiums for billionaires; fund schools, you assholes” isn’t undercut by the assholes STILL not funding schools in absence of the stadium. The argument that this is fucking stupid and priorities should change stands. The public officials…

“Uh...Hey Columbus...I know we JUST moved you East, but could you do us a huge solid? We could offer you huge rivalries with Nashville and St. Louis, cities that, well, basically know where you are on the map! Also, Detroit told us to fuck ourselves. Oh, and Denver, you’re back in AFC West country. Don’t act like you…

Also, aside from what stymie99 said, and I’m GUESSING here...but I’m guessing Thomas, the guy who launched all his speed and weight into Gronk’s torso shoulder first, was probably the one who punctured the lung.

Ah, totally different question.

Succup the ‘Cock?

I loathe Dan Snyder, but come on, Redskins won the division two of the last four years. No comparison to the Sadness Factory (nine straight losing seasons, eight with 11+ losses & eight last-place finishes).

Fun, but you’re not going to ask your flame-throwing pitcher to spend his “rest” days between 100-pitch outings trying to gun down guys trying to stretch a double to a triple. Not to mention I’m not convinced keeping tuned to even just pitching AND hitting in MLB on a full-time basis is feasible, much less hone the…

Yes, but it was his call and the fans begged him not to.

You mean the ones that at least make the playoffs once in a while because they take part of the fans’ money and at least semi-competently attempt to make a watchable product?

Or maybe an AL club let’s him DH/PH half his non-pitching days if he’s actually that good a hitter.

Digress you do.

My bad then. You did not. Technically. To be fair, though, when someone reacts to X not being punished by saying “Y was markedly less bad and yet was punished,” a response that “Y was worse than you say” seems to imply that Y and X reside in the same neighborhood.

Member when a program allowed it’s players to rape real-life victims with impunity because it was winning football games?

Gotcha. As I mentioned to someone else, I missed much of the early going.

I did miss a decent slice of the first half, to be honest. But like I said the head first dive and the shoulder charge along with a couple others seemed a bit beyond the norm even for the feisty rivalry. (Again, also remember that I mostly don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about.)