I would take time to educate you on the adult entertainment industry but I feel like it'd be wasted effort...

That most likely won't help at all when people still think the Wii U is just an add-on for the original Wii console. Nintendo should salvage what's left of the install base and tailor to them for the next 2 years and then put out a new console that's equally on par with the PS4/XBOne and drop the "Wii" title from the…

I doubt there are any Kotaku readers older than 120, so safely 100%

Hardware-wise it's about on par with the PS3 and 360. Features wise it's about a half generation behind though,.

I'm not sure Nintendo 'doing its own thing' is going to be as viable as it was in the past.

No...you lost market share due to a reliance on gimmicky attractions.

There's a difference.

It worked last generation, mostly because of a low price point, and attracting a new segment, which was FANTASTIC. Developers were required to tailor games to your system, and it wasn't as big a deal, because you had a huge…

Tell him to stop?

A drunk loser sent offensively sexual messages to an acquaintance. He steps down from his role and apologizes humbly.

This is a simple case of "You should have ignored/blocked" him. I mean yeah he's acted like a fool but it's not worth making a story about it. I mean it's not like these degrading comments were made public... He didin't make those on your walls, those were private messages of a horny loser to an oversensitive woman.

The joke was on him. Only 43 of them worked. ......*ducks from spitballs*

So true. You know this guy is a dumbass when his bail cost nearly 3x what he stole

Seriously. How long did the guy think he was going to live off $32,000?

The lamest of heists.

It works just fine on my ps3.

Can I borrow your time machine to October 2013?

It makes me pine for the "good-ol-days" where stuff like this could be flipped on and off with a cheat code. For some reason as consoles and games advanced, developers stopped putting cheats in. Or worse, they started charging for them. Often times playing through the game with as many crazy cheats enabled as was…

So much water... everything's underwater... oh gawd...

Anyone looking at me wouldn't be able to tell I, at any point, wanted to kill myself.

Kinda fucked up to do that to your wife though. Just saying.

They probably need that 15 a month to help cover the cost of having such big name actors involved.