waiting for, “and that is how I got my superpowers”

Lemme guess...your roommate went on to become the 43rd President of the United States.

A lot of people remember health and safety inspections. Everyone typically failed for safety (primarily having alcohol under 21, having a giant beer pong table blocking an exit, etc etc). We were the first group that failed for health reasons.

My first dorm roommate was a senior who was dating a junior at a local HS and wasn’t around very often, but I would have to leave when she would visit. He moved out after the first quarter (because who wants semesters) and for the next quarter, had the dorm to myself. Came back from spring break and new roommate was…