Sometimes I wonder how Christianity would have fared if that asshole Paul had never shown up. I’m an atheist, but reading Jesus’ words it’s hard not to like the guy- he was a radical determined to shake up those in power, he taught that people deserved to be treated well, preached that the poor should be fed and…

As I recall (and much to my disappointment), a Fire TV Stick/4K paired with an Echo device cannot control your TV itself (power on, volume, etc.) - unless it is a FireTV Edition television.

An oldie but a goodie.

“After spending 24 days in her void, it was announced that Melania Trump would be present at an event honoring Gold Star families tonight. Unfortunately, that event is not open to the press. So we will just have to take their word for it.”

“Lying Media says I have (or had) a Wife. FAKE NEWS! I have always been a Bachelor and there is NO SMELL coming from my Basement! MAGA”

It’s clearly a sleeping elephant

so.

That is a sleeping elephant if I have anything to say about it.

without resorting to gendered slurs

Conservatism is about feeling insulted, the more insulted you feel the less you have to examine your own thoughts and actions

I won’t believe it’s her until I see her holding up a newspaper with today’s date.

Dig at the media- Check

She is literally broaching Shelly Miscavige territory and I’m actually scared for her.

Why do I read that and think she left her phone and the same guy who pretends to be Trump on the Android phone wrote this.

Like this is indisputable proof that she’s alive and well. Show me a photo with today’s newspaper and then maybe I’ll buy it.

Why do I read that and think she left her phone and the same guy who pretends to be Trump on the Android phone wrote this.

Transcript of the meeting:

As to your Billionaire’s metaphor, there is a strong difference between public, private, and personal property. I suggest you read up on that.

Yeah those fucking Jews should have just stayed put and dealt with the Nazis, and stayed to fight to fix their country. That’s why we turned away the M.S. St. Louis when it arrived at the US border in 1939 filled with German Jews; because it was not our problem and our immigration quotas were full.

A strong ‘fuck you’ to you. Seriously. The language of “smuggling children” is an attempt to make the parents of these kids seem more nefarious than they really are in terms of the reality of their situation. No one is saying “yeah, I smuggled my children away to Disney world for our family vacation”, because that’s…