I think they should consider me for Secretary of State. I haven’t actually been out of the country, but I did have a passport (it expired, sad!). I have also watched a number of TV shows and movies set in other countries. I also learned German in high school (I’ve forgotten most of it).
A Mare, Bagatelle
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I use money to buy things. Can I run a bank do you think?
Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.
I didn’t want Maria to act her humiliation, her rage. I wanted Maria to feel, not to act, the rage and humiliation.
Aren’t Santa’s key physical components his bushy white beard, his jiggly belly, and his twinkling eyes? What the hell does the color of his skin have to do with any of those things? What is wrong with people?
Goddamnit. I seriously can’t remember a day in the last month where I haven’t hated humanity at least once.
Not to spoil the surprise for anyone who’s been in a fugue state or blissfully, mercifully dead, but the election…
He is the only person who has made sense to this American all day today.
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Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.
The cabinet is shaping up to be a real life Legion of Doom.
which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.
I donated to planned parenthood and then got a lecture from a family member about dead babies. So I donated again, double my original amount, in said family member’s name.
This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.
I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.
It’s not the same thing. “Not My President” doesn’t mean “this election is invalid.” It means “this man may hold the office, but he absolutely does not represent me or my beliefs, and nothing he does has my support.” At least that’s what it means when I say it, and that’s how I’m interpreting it in context when my…
To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...
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As I type this, a man who called Mexicans rapists, mocked a reporter’s physical disability, bragged about committing…
As far as I’m concerned the country has already lost, and lost badly. The fact that Trump has come this far, even if Hillary wins, has shown what a horrifyingly large section of the American public is ignorant, racist, sexist, and honestly just plain bad. Hillary is far from perfect but jesus god... I mean I’m…