Raise your hand if you’ve taken your 5-year old son into the ladies room with you and no one has batted an eye?

When Katherine Hepburn was told by a studio exec that her pants were inappropriate to wear around the male crew, she took them off and walked around in her underwear. These women were the original slay queens.

Can we talk about how she upped her “swag” though... Her original suit was bomb, but this navy suit is ridic, YSL chicness. Somewhere Marlene Dietrich is screaming yasssssassssss!

The Tequila Mockingbird Academy for Young Ladies and Gentlemen and Other-Gendered Persons has one dress code:

On a related topic. Must read from the New Yorker, today.

Aniya, I’m sorry all of the adults are being awful. You’re handling this really well, and you look great. I hope you had fun at the prom.

Mediterranean’s do a lot more landscaping with shrubbery and conifers than people think. They grow also grow fruit trees and vines and build terraced areas with local stones: all these ideas don’t require nearly as much water to maintain as a plain green lawn.

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

Forget it Octopit, it’s Chinatown.

Oh goody, now I can watch people water their green lawns that they planted IN THE GODDAMN DESERT. THE MOJAVE DESERT. GREEN LAWNS. THAT IS A PROBLEM.

I miss Romney and I am a Mexican immigrant! I MISS ROMNEY!! This is what The Donald and Cruz have done.

I was a Bernie supporter for most of the primary but now that shit is getting real I’m in full Hillary mode. She’s going to pummel Trump into the ground and I’m really excited to see her kick some ass now.

The truth-seekers at InfoWars revealed that Heidi intentionally pushed Fiorina down, because she was starting to polymorph into her original lizard form in plain view of the crowd.

Pretty sure Carly didn’t “fall” but rather was yanked down by the Devil himself

what are the odds that Ted’s daughters knocked Carly out of the way in an effort to escape from his revolting embrace?

Won’t make a difference.

Women say practical things like “but we have stalls in and I don’t care what goes on in the next one, as long as they don’t pee on the seat.”