I totally agree, except I have the opposite problem. I have “resting nice face.” If someone needs directions, or they need to sit next to someone on a crowded bus, or need to use someone’s phone, or talk about their cats/kids/complain about their spouse or share their odd theories about extending their lives by living…

Yes! And I’m not sure if it’s just a thing that happens or if I’m subconsciously projecting myself as someone who doesn’t matter. People at work would joke that I “snuck in” when I didn’t; I wanted to say, “No, you just weren’t paying attention.”

I was standing in the middle of a long line at the airport once and some guy almost knocked me over slamming into my side to get across the hallway to another gate - because “he didn’t see me”.  Standing in a line.  With tons of people in front of and behind me.  So I kicked him.  Then he was all “who did that????”…

I'm told this is an excellent power to have in the armed services. "Be the grey man." 

Wouldn't it be a shame if a resistance band were to magically shoot across the room like a giant rubber band into his balls?????

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.

I wear cotton shorts under skirts (because I want more breathability than athletic style slip shorts) and that works well for me. And some megababe thigh stick around the edges.

Laura Dern’s Jurassic Park look works for everyone—it’s classic, functional, and the shorts are long enough to not ride up/cover your legs if you get into a vehicle with leather seats. I don’t give a shit about whether my legs look good in shorts (they don’t) but if I’m going anywhere, I don’t want scorched upper…

Oh, I wear those thigh protector long-underwear things under all my skirts. 

BEAUTIFUL. GOBLESS YOU DAVID

I only do the bermudas because same on the keeping them in place.

It’s funny how we’ve gone from “royal insiders aren’t trustworthy, the Sussex interview showed it” to “let’s trust the insiders on reporting spats involving the Sussexes” in quick time.

When I woke up this morning, I didn’t expect to go to bed knowing how to pick out far right ass holes in Chile twitter, but you learn something new every day.

Opening day for the Dark Knight. With my best friend at Universal City Walk, we waited our whole lives for this movie, so we paid extra to see it in IMAX. This is not the fake-MAX you find at some theaters, this is the full sized 76 foot tall tilt your head to see the whole thing IMAX. We had never been to it. The…

I’ve had a couple greatest times at the movies moments.

When the original Mortal Kombat movie came out, we saw it in the theater opening night, and the crowd was VERY into it. I don’t know what mind meld happened, but every time a fight was over, the crowd would erupt in a loud cheer, then go silent for a moment, then simultaneously shout “FINISH HIM!” and we were all in…

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

Two top my list:

Reinbold scrambled on Sunday to get to Juneau via an arduous 14-plus-hour car ride, including a jaunt through Canada, to reach a ferry to the capital.

Constitutional rights are at risk under corporate covid policies