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Educational Decree #28:
Effective immediately, all books made available to students shall be withdrawn unless their content and presentation has been approved by a Ministry-appointed Educational Materials Inspector.
— DeSantis Umbridge, High Inquisitor

This from the same people that yell and whine about how they’re being censored all the time.

I’m always amazed by fools who can accept a dragon that wears a top hat or a big green thing that’s all muscle and can life a oil tanker but... a black Hobbit walking 50 feet in the background of a shot and they’re all...

She-Hulk has literally been around for 42 years. This is not a gender bend of a male character.

Anyway, I just will never understand why not watching or reading something isn’t enough for people. They have to tell us on the way out. No one cares.

This was a great episode and me and my SO chuckled heartily at the tweet montage. And jerk lawyer thinking the actual Megan Thee Stallion would def be into him reminded me of so many self-indulgent, delusional guys I knew growing up (and even now).

I’ve never understood why the media keeps predicting this mid-term based on past mid-terms. Congress is finally working for Americans, and the Republicans have nothing to offer but chaos.

TikTok is also great for oddly soothing time-lapse videos of rusty old tools being beautifully restored. (I refer you to @my_mechanics.)

The generation that grew up with AO3 assumes that all creators welcome transformative works when the truth is that AO3 and its parent org OTW were created in large part because most companies that own IP and many creators are barely tolerant of fan works and only if there’s no profit-making.

The instant after that photo was taken, she unhinged her jaw and consumed the camera, whole.

In the Christmas time justice system, elf related sexual crimes are considered especially heinous. The women and men of the Special Vixen Unit investigate these crimes. These are their stories.

I want to see a Christmas movie where the boyfriends/girlfriends/fiance’s who was dumped find each other in the big city and bond based on that.

Point taken. I’ve got to say, too, that the last line of this article resonated. I pretty much avoid these movies like the plague, but this year I’ve been grateful for the Netflix versions (I like that they use the Hallmark formula but make sure you know they’re not super-conservative. As in, watch for the moment at

Now, I ain’t sayin’ she’s a peppermint bark digger

Whatever the job, it’s incredibly well-paid, judging by the houses/apartments these people can afford.

Oh. Shit... Yeah, he had plans. And holy fuzz this just pisses me off. How no one believes women when we say we’re creeped out by someone. How they’re literally, deliberately making us feel uncomfortable, but we’re being ‘silly’. Grrrrrrr. I’m so glad you’re alive to tell this story.

Exactly. If you’re “eating clean,” why do you need vitamins.

“Real food and vitamins”

Or the ones that include lengthy conversations, complete with the tones and facial expressions with which things were said. Nothing forces me out of the contract between me and the poster that this is to be taken as a true story not a creative writing exercise like dialogue that’s too fucking long for a realistic

Can I also plead that we don’t need to know the layout of your entire house to hear about something scary that happened inside? The long, overly detailed and confusing architectural descriptions are nearly a convention at this point.

And like I plead every year, folks, please please remember that longer doesn’t mean better. Brevity is the soul of dread.