If it makes you feel any better, whenever I feel like this, I remind myself that the secret service is ridiculously well-trained and that 99.9% of the people who want to kill Kamala are complete ding-dongs. 

may i apply to the The Mills/Jezebel Institute of Witchcraft, Communism, and Man-Hating?... i would like to further my education...

RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”

Also per the sheriff, “Yesterday was a really bad day for him.”

FOR HIM

I don’t know why you’re bawking at the idea that people just really like wings.

I prefer tenders.

He’ll be with her again, but now he can still be with you. 

I’m so sorry that you have lost your mother.

I’m so sorry. Your description of their love both broke my heart and filled it with light. May peace be with all of you during these hard times. 

Awe, THAT face !!! I am completely smitten. 

It was incredibly cool! Sloths actually move in so motion, and when she wanted to get a look at me, it took her the better part of a minute to complete turning her little face up.

I was an outgoing introvert before the pandemic and have since completely embraced my inner introvert that has honestly been dying to come out for awhile. Prior to the pandemic, I was starting to feel really burned out on the expectations to socialize with friends every single weekend (and always the same emotionally…

This has to be like working at the library when it’s tax season, and we didn’t have stacks of tax forms cuz they're all online but we have computers and we have a master copy you can xerox. And then you answer the same question 50 times a day for several weeks!

Is there stuff you liked to do before the pandemic that you’re worried about once you phase back into the world?

Hola amigos! Yesterday we went with some friends to Volcan and Cerro Punta. Take a look:

I don’t know if it’s because there’s a glimmer of hope of a vaccine soon, but I’m just so worried I don’t know how to interact with people anymore and am worried about making connections in my new city.

That is one beautiful, glossy, somber puppy. And yayyyy for finding a fossil. Cool on its own, particularly cool to find with the tiny human.

We truly lucked out this week. The weather has been the best it’s been in forever and we literally have spent every minute we could outside. Which in turn lead to the tiny human and I quite possibly finding the coolest thing ever while playing “paleontologist” in our yard ... an actual FOSSIL !!! I suspect it’s a…

There’s something remarkably depressing about taking an uber to rent a car because you don’t have one and then being declined because your card doesn’t work with their system, so you have to pay more money to uber to take you home

Chipotle has always been willing to make you a quesadilla if you ordered it in person. The “excitement” was the price varied from order to order. Sometimes it was rung up like a full price burrito and other times it was $1. Every time it was only cheese in a flour folded in half and heated up.