That last still of the puppet grating it’s own cheese made my heart grow three sizes this day. And I’m a childless man who’s been cooking for himself and others for over three decades.

You and I are one, Megan! I too do not drive, but if I ever did it would be this car because it looks like I could tote down the street in my arms in a pinch. BEEP BEEP!

https://www.doityourselfrv.com/custom-pea-shaped-car/

Paint that thing red!

“He then trotted out the sales manager who basically fed us the same lines, low-key berating us for wasting his time and wasting his sales guy’s time”

Maybe Pedro shows up on set and just brushes past her and goes “who are you?”

I think the next time I visit a dealer, I going to bring some of those playskool keys.  When they ask for my keys I am going to straight face hand them those.

I hope she turns Pence’s self-flagellation dungeon into a kick ass personal gym at the Naval Observatory.

I prefer to think he has an irrational fear of collonnades.

Christopher Plummer set me up for a lifetime of unrealistic romantic expectations and for that I am incredibly grateful.

An updated edition of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy would define Earth as: “A small, blue green planet, whose dominant life form is exclusively focused on screaming  ‘Look at Meeeeee!’ at the heedless void.

Not even ragey, but so damned personally invested in situations and people that essentially have nothing to do with them. It’s worrisome. 

Also, you can just be a jerk sometimes and it doesn’t make you an abusive person who has to release a statement about it. I’m not addressing the public every time I dramatically walk around slow walkers. 

Also, it sounds like she’s being... very childish about a fucking chair? Like... He is quite tall and pretty swole. If him standing up suddenly is in the script, it’s not his fault production didn’t secure the goddamn chair. She is COMPLAINING ABOUT PHYSICS. 

“Wanna watch this movie with me?”

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

My favorite headlights are the ones that don’t blind the shit out of me from an oncoming vehicle 

Is Lakynn really any worse than McKinli? Is this like a genetic thing? Or did one of her ancestors lose their soul in a cursed spelling bee?

Yup. I read one that said they had all the dope on Biden and other Democrats and the election fraud but instead of risking a civil war by arresting them and putting Trump back in office, they are allowing Biden and the Democrats to keep working but Trump is the actual president, and everything done will be under him.

I…

I do that too. Or if it’s winter I’ll put it in the garage for a few minutes.