Haha I’m a similar age and one of my colleagues just went on mat leave and she’s the same age as me. When I found out she was prego my (inner) reaction was “oh no what is she going to do?” and then I remembered that she’s an adult in a long term relationship with a full time job and this is what people do.

The acronym so nice, it deports you twice.

I’ve got some food for them.

The National Park Service’s requested budget for 2018 is $2.6 billion. That’s a 12 percent reduction that would lead to the loss of more than 1,200 full-time jobs and have major negative impacts across the system. If you take their revenue projections for the increased fees at face value, this increase is projected to…

Could be playing the long con, trying to make the Parks too expensive as a way to drive down attendance and manufacture an excuse to dismantle them, while also having fewer Americans experience them and making them more susceptible to “why should we care about this dumb thing” propaganda so we don’t object when they…

No!!!!!! The confusing circular pattern is a part of the fun and where a lot of people sit who are tired of running around children or existing so that there’s more room for those of us who genuinely enjoy the exhibit to walk about. The room is such a classic. Ugh.

Good God, this is reading like part of the plot from Night at the Museum, and not in a good way. If I go to a museum, I do not want to look at virtual displays of information about things that are fascinating. I can contemplate them anywhere, or look at pictures of them in a catalog. I want to look at the things. …

Why is it so hard for these people to be polite. You can compliment someone on their service without making it sound like “omg you’re almost good enough to be an American”.

anybody that’s seen this will spam it, but if you are ever ignorant enough that you want the government to cut programs like this, please watch Mr. Rogers defend his wonderful show years ago against budget cuts and unshrivel your terrible heart

It’s not that people don’t appreciate or need the low-cost options, it’s that they think there should be limitations as to how much you can shrink the space people are allotted on planes, period.

This shit is maddening. I can’t make myself shorter!

As a tall person, fuck youuuuu American Airlines. I hope all of your senior executives get repeatedly pooped on by a flock of passing starlings.

I gotta say, watching the French election post Trump is a dread-packed endeavor. At least with Brexit I, sweet summer child that I was, could say “u fuckin morons.”

I unabashedly love that song

One that is also surprisingly not bad (and I promise I am not joking) was Cinderella 3. It has halfway decent animation (one of the big problems with the Disney sequels is that the animation gets offloaded to one of their less prestigious animation branches—the ones that make their made-for-TV stuff), and it’s not a…

Croissants are overrated bread mistakes, and whenever I attempt to eat one with my java, 50% of it dissolves into microscopic crusty flakes that collect in my bra and give me CROISSANT RASH.