A lot of my friends stopped maintaining themselves after getting into a longterm relationship. I don't get it. Why are you letting everything that made you who they fell in love with slide?

People don't get that the "game" you use capturing a partner's interest—wit, charm, sexuality, etc.—is the same fucking game you need to keep their interest.

No. I can't relate to this article at all. I'm 35, have been to very very few, have never been in one, have never bought a wedding gift or a special dress or any of those things. Not many of my friends have gotten married and when they did, it was either out of town or at the courthouse with a couple of witnesses. I…

MAN HITS TWO BITCHES, ONE BIRCH

Hold up...who hasn't had a mullet?

Check your ____________ privilege (fill in the blank) is a lame substitute for actual POINTS supporting your position.

Norm!

Brooke Lynn? Sounds like a white trash name...

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

The idea of having sex with a virgin is an incredible turn-off. Call me old-fashioned, but I like having sex with a traditional prostitute.

I don't understand how you can make this point. Men are the overwhelmingly majority of victims of violence the world over, and they are the overwhelming majority of victims of police violence, both at protests and otherwise. Are you saying that because women are assaulted at all, that means it's some kind of concerted…

Rant time. Fuck this shit. You know what's more fucking annoying than yuppie stockbroker entitled assholes? Cornball fucking hipsters that don't get that they're just as annoying. I get that because you live in Brooklyn and you, like totally made small talk with a black guy in an elevator once, you think you're…

Awesome.

worth a shot.

You should also google peoples reactions to the red wedding, lovingly filmed by their friends who had read the books and uploaded to youtube. :)

Anyone who picked Franzia over Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, GET OUT. 90 Minute is the Nectar of the Gods.

Wha? This list is from 1945. It's almost certainly referring to things like crying when criticized or taking advantage of what the list compiler thinks of chivalric practices to gain unfair advantage.