They will make a new F-Zero game the same day Valve makes HL3. It'll be a cold day in hell that day.

Miss your deadline?

Damn, if your a welder and you move to the right location you would have it made. Those guys make TONS of money. Obviously isn't for everyone, but a university education isn't the right answer for everyone either.

Good. Now Jezebel should do a story on the #takedownrsd and #takedownjulienblanc twitter initiative to get rid of the rapist PUAs of RSD.

$60 in the US, $70 in Canada

Not at the speed of light. 90% of the speed of light you'd age very slowly compared to the rest of the universe.

Instead of saving hundreds of thousands of dollars for your kid's college education, you should try directing you kid into the trades. You know, something that will give your kid job skills.

There's only a couple. Basically you have to choose how to complete the heist, do a couple of missions first (to get stuff), then you do the heist.

It's ok. Pretty sure it's on Netflix. Wouldn't pay for it though.

Probably deliberately done because the Xbone can't run at 1080p/60fps

Dark chocolate in general rules. It's an acquired taste though. Better for you than milk chocolate too.

Oh good, you got the joke. Btw, Fox News doesn't know this and they get offended by the use of Xmas. And that's why I used it.

Only a Christian would write a wall of text over a joke. Stop trying to push your religion on people. Its not like your Magic Space Wizard actually exists.

It's a dig at Fox News. They did a story about the war on christmas, and at the start the guy said (Yeah, that's right, it's Christmas, not Xmas).

Nope, I'm boring. The hilarious thing is the women that complain that men are boring are usually boring as well.

So the 3 people that bought the XBone will benefit. Good for them....

I know it's a stupid comment, but you'd think companies would plan their marketing earlier. They know Christmas is coming, can't the strategy be thought of ahead of time, then released on a reasonable date (like Dec 1st)?

Do what I do, live alone and just don't turn your tv on for two months. Or take a vacation. Or both!!! Which is my plan.

Just turn it into a drinking game. You'll be smashed quickly so you won't even remember all their shit.

I just want to see how ridiculous Fox News will get with this War on XMas (it's XMas, not Christmas). Their anger is sooo delicious....