I'll say it once, if a girl "friendzones" you, it because she doesn't find you attractive. She doesn't actually want to be your friend. If she's single she will keep you around for validation, but once she gets a bf you're out of her life.

You start small. Start playing with money you can afford to lose. Just start investing something. It'll snowball from there (especially if you are the type that gets addicted to investing and making money).

But the story is apparently about the main character and the bromance with his boys....

Yep, that ruined it. The start was good, he wasn't overpowered, instead using intelligence to do things he shouldn't be able to. But then suddenly he can just disintegrate people, revive others, and is a fucking walking ICBM.

The last time it didn't turn out that good for the US. Just saying...

Read the comment I first replied to. He was saying that if only Stewart was as smart as them he'd be a billionaire too. My point was that intelligence isn't why they are rich. I'm not hating on them for using their father's company and money to make more money for themselves. If you are giving those advantages you'd…

Yeah, it was little more than a engineering firm. We'll ignore the fortune that Fred Koch made from building oil pipelines for Stalin. Money has always and will always open opportunities. Opportunities that poor people will never have. Doesn't matter how smart you are. They may very well be smart, but that's not why…

Well of course this happens. Less than half of the men out there are datable. Obviously these guys are jumping from one woman to the next.

You missed the part where I said it's not difficult to make money when you are already rich. I guess we should pat them on the back for not being pieces of shit that blew their father's money, right?

Probably because the Koch brothers didn't get rich because they are smart, it's inherited money. It's not exactly hard to get richer when you are already rich. But it seems you actually believe your nonsense so I'm disappointed.

Please tell me this is sarcasm. Don't fucking disappoint me!!!

Personally I don't like comedians that are "on" 100% of the time. It gets annoying.

Shitstains like this have always existed. You hear about them more now because of the internet.

I know. They should just declare them guilty with little evidence. Let's get rid of the trial too, just round them up out back and shoot them.

Total Recall, Hitchcock, and a few other ones I haven't heard of.

Fuck that strike. I'd rather do the Archon Priest (which I've only gotten once).

Slicing off it's wielder's fingers?

Sorry, you arent Madagascar. Plus, you have a tunnel that connects to Europe, sounds like a zombie highway to me.

You'd think polygamy would be the answer to that problem, not the murder of a large amount of women. Logic!!

Because average americans dont believe they are part of the 99-percent, they think they are 1-percenters just going through a rough patch. Watch the John Oliver report on the wealth gap.