Nah, chances are his dad is somebody. He'll probably get him a job in finance, or big business and he'll be set for life.

Probably. I'd imagine some of those 70 guys have to do gay porn as well. Isn't that how it works in NA anyway, you have to start with gay porn before getting into straight porn.

and that's why I don't drink calories. That sip of soda isn't worth the extra calories.

Already done. In one timeline Bruce Wayne dies instead of his parents, his father becomes Batman, his mother becomes the Joker.

im sure Notch will also add eating yourself to death along side the cocaine and hookers.

well we've already determined they make poor decisions since they both banged Mayer. None of this really surprises me, I've seen this with non celebrities, two girls hate each other over the same douchebag.

Most surprising. They are the female version of bros, height matters to them. Basically they want two male models.

The probably is the more money you make, the more the cost of your lifestyle increases. Those people making 400k, they are living like they make 400k. They should be living like they make 100k (which is still a nice lifestyle, maybe not country club nice but whatever). Boom, lots of money to save and invest.

They should rename Normal to "One Shot Everything, Including Bosses"

Most executive level positions are management in nature. It's a decision you have to make at a certain point, but no shame in deciding to stay on the technical side.

Did someone say blue steel?

Because nothing says healthy like a nice dose of skin cancer. Amiright?

Nice cars will get you girls too. Girls will always love money.

Just means you aren't high up enough yet. Get high up enough and you'll get an office with at least one window (might be a small one but it's something).

I somehow doubt they are teaching "bullshit" in English classes. Plus Americans do this shit too with Asian languages. "It means strength!", no, it means "soup"....

Meritocracy. Get promoted to a C-level position, then you get your window. Simple, everyone should just do it.

Ha, I've seen the opposite once.

Less crack in them. War on drugs and all....

It's free, but kinda shitty. Long wait times for some procedures. It's ok if you have the snizzles and go to a clinic (though it still costs money to get a doctor's note).