To be fair his company is pretty horrible. If you aren't management you are treated like a second class citizen. Strict clock in and out times (yes they are to clock in with a finger print scanner), can't take more than 30 minutes for lunch, no overtime pay (because they somehow found a way to classify most of their…

drug dealer probably. Like prostitution he'll always be in business.

My friend works at a company where they will invite you into your boss's office, the HR representative will already be there, when you're done 3 security guards will be waiting right outside the door who then escort you out of the building. You aren't allowed talking to anyone, going back to your desk, going to the…

Hopefully it'll be in the current gen versions. Probably as exclusive content. But meh, I'm still buying it.

You steal them. Just gotta be fast and take off before being gunned down.

Looser medical standards? Cheaper? Both?

So this is how The Walking Dead started?

She's, umm, odd...

She doesn't stop there:

Nah, she'll just smoke a lot of weed and get the munchies. I assume she'll grow out of this weird phase she's in and just be a normal stoner at some point.

Yeah, when he stops being funny.

Nope, she hasn't reached "weird shit" level yet.

I've found the solution for this, just be unlovable. Bam, never have to share your room again. At least it works for me *sobs uncontrollably*.

The bedroom is only for two things, and both of those start with s

The average cable company:

Only big dicks allowed?

Most fratbros and gymbros aren't clever and witty enough for innuendo. They figure they'd love to get pics of tits, she must like getting pics of dicks.

It's already happening. Plus another group of men that realize that women aren't worth the trouble (different from the herbivore men that just aren't interested in women).

Only 89 dicks? That's not a barrage. Come on, you can do better. Lots of women probably get more dick pics over the course of a week.

It's definitely a Dynasty Warriors style game with Zelda characters. Still, it's intriguing...