Of course the officer failed to mention that the weed he smelled was from his drop stash. 

i will also take Akeria Chanel Davenport (to quote Raja, “i don’t know her Akeria, her Chanel, or her Davenport, but i‘m willing to learn!”)

‘THANK YOU VANJIE. I AM THANKING MYSELF NOW.’

This is why it’s wrong to call this “white nationalism.” He’s not concerned about the nation of New Zealand, its uniqueness or sovereignty. He’s properly called a “white supremacist.”  

Out there, somewhere, is an Aborigine side-eying the shit out of him right now.

That jumped out at me too.

“Bloody foreigners, coming to our country, taking our jobs, imposing their way of life on us. I won’t stand for it!”

I can’t believe some of the ignorance on Drag Race this week. Ross being surprised that a Vietnamese immigrant doesn’t have tons of depth in American pop culture. I didn’t even know about Nirvana till I went to school with white folk.

“Cookie Monster and the crumbs are all over the floor.”

I did not see Mercedes’s LSFYL coming. She was standing up there during judging, shoulders all curled inward like she wanted to be as small as possible. Then that music came on and a goddamn lip sync assassin emerged. She needs to trust herself more, because that girl drew serious blood.

I felt a tinge of something familiar from Scarlet in the premiere that I’ve been missing these past few seasons: excitement. That extended to Yvie and A’Keria this episode, with Nina, Vanjie and Shuga also delivering some legit intrigue. Even the stronger personalities of Seasons 9 and 10 (Shea, Peppermint, Asia,…

I’m all about Yvie this season. Weird queen that still manages to have a clear concept behind the weirdness other than just LOLRANDOM? Who won’t stand for hypocrisy in a way that feels organic and not manufactured for drama? Whose mechanical lion look reminded me of the decrepit Godanimals of The Dark Tower series?…

Hickory dickory dock—my son-in-law’s death was a shock!

Even though I’m a late 40-something who should have memories of the Banana Splits, all I really remember is that the version of the theme that Liz Phair and Material Issue did for “Saturday Morning Cartoons’ Greatest Hits” was really great.

Wyoming is the Sunken Place confirmed

In my youth, outside of the bar at closing time was called “the sidewalk sale” because men would literally just pick twinks off and bring them home.

Remember while you’re filing your taxes, that religious groups that cover up rape, like Scientology and The Catholic Church, pay no taxes at all

I am hoping with all my soul that this will be like American Idol for the finale episode and all these delightfully D- and C-list celebs sing a group number together, unmasked. Like a big, messy We Are The World, but just some terrible pop song with no cause. 

I kept looking at Jenny McCarthy’s see-through top and remind myself that she is an anti-vaxxer.