“Cookie Monster and the crumbs are all over the floor.”

I did not see Mercedes’s LSFYL coming. She was standing up there during judging, shoulders all curled inward like she wanted to be as small as possible. Then that music came on and a goddamn lip sync assassin emerged. She needs to trust herself more, because that girl drew serious blood.

I felt a tinge of something familiar from Scarlet in the premiere that I’ve been missing these past few seasons: excitement. That extended to Yvie and A’Keria this episode, with Nina, Vanjie and Shuga also delivering some legit intrigue. Even the stronger personalities of Seasons 9 and 10 (Shea, Peppermint, Asia,…

I’m all about Yvie this season. Weird queen that still manages to have a clear concept behind the weirdness other than just LOLRANDOM? Who won’t stand for hypocrisy in a way that feels organic and not manufactured for drama? Whose mechanical lion look reminded me of the decrepit Godanimals of The Dark Tower series?…

Hickory dickory dock—my son-in-law’s death was a shock!

Even though I’m a late 40-something who should have memories of the Banana Splits, all I really remember is that the version of the theme that Liz Phair and Material Issue did for “Saturday Morning Cartoons’ Greatest Hits” was really great.

Wyoming is the Sunken Place confirmed

In my youth, outside of the bar at closing time was called “the sidewalk sale” because men would literally just pick twinks off and bring them home.

Remember while you’re filing your taxes, that religious groups that cover up rape, like Scientology and The Catholic Church, pay no taxes at all

I am hoping with all my soul that this will be like American Idol for the finale episode and all these delightfully D- and C-list celebs sing a group number together, unmasked. Like a big, messy We Are The World, but just some terrible pop song with no cause. 

I kept looking at Jenny McCarthy’s see-through top and remind myself that she is an anti-vaxxer. 

I only know Azealia Banks for fighting and I thought Grimes was a style of rap. I am so out of touch.

Everyone should be mad at Fiji. It is a terrible and reckless company that wastes massive amounts of fuel transporting insane quantities of plastic between the US and Fiji just so they can have their “bottled in Fiji” selling point. Meanwhile there’s somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% of all people living in Fiji…

It’s really quite simple.

Period sneezes are the absolute worst. It’s a gamble every time!

That dress is sensational. 

Agreed. Periods are metal AF.

So guy who refused to apologise and has done nothing to show how contrite he is since, like working with a single LGBT+ organisation, gets the thumbs up from someone who is about to get ratings gold from his appearance on her show...

What kills me about this dude is that much like the NFL, black people won’t leave him the fuck alone. People still love his music, he can probably still pack stadiums, and celebrities still won’t use their voices to speak out against him. 

He meant sex for women isn’t essential. They are just the vessels.