Omg, sign me up now. Am white and willing to do a lot of slapping.

Would it be acceptable to have like a white slapper?

A white person, hired by people of color, to slap the shit out of these chucklefucks? I mean, whats the repercussion I’d face, a ticket?

I am so sorry. I’ve been shocked by reading the #whyIdidntreport stories and seeing how many are from children who were afraid it would lead to a parent being jailed. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Ooof. Be still, my big gay heart... Be still...

I was hoping for Katheryn Winnick from Vikings.

Yeah, I’m not buying Brie Larson so much in the role from that teaser. I hope the trailers sell me more. She’s very soft spoken compared to how Carol Danvers talks.
(Still wishing we got Katee Sackhoff)

The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

“We chatted about it, and I must have been impressive because he kissed me.”

OMG, she fucking murdered him because he was making noise.

MAYA RUDOLPH! CAITY WEAVER! MAYA RUDOLPH! *faints*

I saw on another article that Jean's lawyer said the was a noise complaint call, from her apartment to his, the same day he was murdered. The day she was allegedly at work for 16 hours. 

She knew where she was because she had lodged at least three noise complaints against him since he lived directly above her. 

What she was lying about is that her ass was high.  That’s why she didn’t know what door she was at.   

Also: Oh, god, he had marijuana?! *clutches pearls* You mean the same as, like, every other household in America these days?

For those of you who don't know how this plays out, cause you ain't seen this movie before, the white chick walks free, Justice is never served, and Botham Jean's family wins a massive civil suit.  But it never brings Botham back, and it never changes the outcome for another Black person.  This country is fucked up.

It doesn’t. This qualifies as anorexia, and eating like this can also devastate one’s metabolism for months or years, because your body goes into starvation mode. 

The older I get, the more the term hysterical provokes a cold, decidedly unhysterical, fury.

The phrase: “The mother of all meltdowns,” attached to Serena when male tennis players like Andy Roddick and the guy literally famous for his short temper, John Fucking McEnroe really REALLY puts into light how sexist tennis is.

What is wrong with people? Grande is likely grieving someone she once loved and people are blaming her for his death. That’s so disgusting. We need to collectively go to our rooms and think about what we’ve done.