Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

You mean Flashdance. The two couldn’t be more different! Watch Dirty Dancing for the Swayze. Watch Flashdance for Jennifer Beals, softcore sleaze mixed with great cinematography and the finale dance.

Sixteen Candles is transcendent classic screwball comedy that hits all the best and worst of the eighties. Please consider watching it, preferably while drinking cheap wine and eating cake.

You need to watch Sixteen Candles just for Jake.

There is only one acceptable clown.

Well, when you dress up and make your living being something that people are instinctually afraid of (see various studies on the subject, e.g. the 2008 Sheffield study that shows most children dislike clowns, studies that found high overlap between qualities people consider “creepy” and those possessed by clowns...),…

You know what?

I am going to guess something about limiting the restrictions on business and the free market yadda bullshit ad nauseum.

I am going to guess something about limiting the restrictions on business and the free market yadda bullshit ad nauseum.

Hmm, people who come from stock so lazy they enslaved others to do the work for them (including nursing their own children) continue to project their laziness onto the descendants of those they enslaved after they were no longer allowed to enslave anyone.

You know... why doesn’t these white owned survey firms survey black folk about what we think about white folk? And do it.. over and over and over and over for 10, 20, 50 years and broadcast it far and wide? I mean, we are here and have been since this shit started and our folk made many trillions of dollars for whites…

Well shit guys. Turns out when our ancestors were out picking cotton, tobacco and sugarcane and taking care of white people’s kids they must have been barely even trying.

and I have yet to fuck any of my male friends.

It’s not just work either... Most of my closest friends are men. I’m in two bands, all members except me who are men. My husband manages to deal with it, and I have yet to fuck any of my male friends.

Maybe they glaze over it because it’s not particularly well done.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

So, is she head of the department of subtly sexiness according to trump?

I never thought of it that way, but given that I know I’ll reread the books again in the near future I’ll try thinking of it that way. Now I’m wondering if it’s just an unlucky combo of not only did she not know how lower class black people spoke, but King as well.

Yeah, not one bit of guilt or shame over here...