tl;dr

One of the more interesting parts from the BBC article:

I’m completely distracted by the fact that the Dihydrotestosterone-dependant graphic looks like a side view of Charlie Brown going “AUUUUGH”

Why do cats go crazy for Valerian root? Because they know it’s the key to defeating the White Walkers.

I hope they were digging with a permit, otherwise the county is sure to issue them a cetacean.

Eh eh eh eh?!

Gotham last night was super, super campy and we loved it!

Gee, you’d think Mack would axe Coulson before taking matters into his own hands like that. Mano man, that had to hurt. If it were anyone else, I’d bet their next meeting was going to get out of hand. But Mack can be so disarming.

That’s a LOT of young children that they have around that priest....

Yeah, why would we need another Superman movie when there is so much ground to cover with the death of Bruce Wayne’s parents? We’ve seen his mom with and without pearls. A dad with and without a mustache. Time to push it and have Martha where different earrings and Thomas have a full beard. Edgy, innovative stuff,…

Great, you guys, have your laughs about racing pumpkin shells down rivers. But while you’re laughing, just consider the advances in pod person technology this monster represents.

Yes but do they explode?

Water bear... if you haven’t read about these things, take the day off and read up on them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrad…

A topical cream may clear this up for you.

Mmm...260 million year old steak...

Jerome’s True Identity Revealed:

Gotham is trying so hard to convince us Jerome will be somebody important I am now convinced he is nowhere near being the next Joker.

Veleska - Slavic - Glorious Ruler.

He looks like a radish had sex with an older, uglier radish...