That stabby little bastard had me looking under my bed and couch for weeks!

It freaked me out when I was younger, so don’t judge me for getting antsy watching the last scene in Jeepers Creepers.

Here comes the fear. I can hear the conservatives losing their shit already.

I remember just staying in myseat after watching The Mist completely slack-jawed. I was just trying to imagine the pain this guy must be in. I still think about it from times to times. If it was me, honestly, I think I would probably not last long before shooting myself. I know some people didn’t like the ending, but…

Wrong view. The US Navy and a handful of other forces are part of the thin red line that hold the world from complete self inflicted chaos. If you look at the people who are striving to save the world and make life better for billions, they typically are the ones who are safe from invading armies, starvation, and…

Kylo Ren is really Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar couldn’t live with his beloved “Annie” turning to the Dark Side and then dying many years later, so he (Jar Jar) had brought Annie’s collected ‘love juice’ (don’t ask, don’t tell) to planet Kamino to have Annie cloned. The only problem was that Jar Jar’s saliva was mixed into…

I guess that means Captain Phasma is Destro.

Maybe it’s hatching (thanks, Steven).

Maybe there’s some futuristic technology that Ren believes can bring Vader back to life with these relics.

We could be in Deep Dooku.

You always think it’s bunnies. It’s never bunnies.

“Begun the Vader-clone war has ...”

“Basically, the idea is this. Kylo Ren, over the course of Star Wars: The Force Awakens and maybe beyond, is trying to either clone, or resurrect, Darth Vader.”

I have a theory/It could be bunnies

“No, $1000 is how much I can sell it for. I’ll give you $500. This is going to sit on my shelf for a while, and there’s not a big pro-Vader nostalgia community coming through my doors everyday. Chumlee don’t touch that!” (Chumlee slices his leg off with the lightsaber)

Darth Vader once again became Anakin Skywalker

Or maybe Ren just wants to collect them for when Imperial relics gain value decades down the line?

it’s friday. yippee.

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