Shots fired.

Ummm....sorry, disappointed gullible pizza fans, but you were warned. That’s a question mark at the end of that word soup masquerading as a sentence. The answer to that question is obviously “no, we will not be presenting any such thing. However, we do remain delighted. Later, suckers!”

He’s cooking garbage with garbage!

The event, which took place in a parking lot in Bushwick..

you know what. fuck it. at some point you just have to blame the people who pay for this shit.

I had a friend in elementary school who ONLY ate the crust. She would eat it the same way Donald is above, and then she’d flip it over and pick at the bottom crust.

By these standards I have a luxurious pizza festival in my apartment several times per week.

lol @ paying $75 for a pizza festival in New York City. Oh midwestern gentrifiers.

Being righteously taken to task by a 14 yr old for bad manners has GOT to be humiliating. Someone needs to take some etiquette lessons.

Take you? Sorry—this is a solo project from here on out. That’s sort of the point.

I love nothing more than when messy bitches who love drama end up stirring the wrong pot and then try to talk their way out of it. This is what you wanted, babe. Roll with it.

“my job as a social media influencer, “

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Ugh I don’t like him. The “sisters” really rubs me the wrong way. Like you’re a white guy from the middle of nowhere, not a Black drag queen, calm down.

Yes. They make a weak-sauce condemnation, but then line up to kiss his fat orange ass a few days later. I swear he must have some dirt on these people to have them keep falling in line. Either that or they’re blindly devoted to putting their party before country. It’s really disheartening.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

The winner gave a good response too to a question about the Paris Climate Agreement, saying it was wrong for the US to have pulled out given the evidence we have about climate change.

Yep, they’re in every family. I have a great uncle who is legit in the klan. I’m not friends with him on Facebook, but his whole profile is public so whenever I’m in a mood, I just go through and report every God awful thing he posts.

And this was way worse because members of Harry’s family were legit Nazi sympathizers.