And even though the dad disapproves, he never says a bad word to Penny. He’s kind to and takes good care of her. He’s mostly mad at Baby for lying to him and Johnny for (he thinks) knocking her up.

The reason Baby’s clothes might seem 80's is because after this movie came out, everyone started wearing Keds and cutoff jean shorts because they wanted to BE her. I totally remember this happening. My figure skating club had a whole choreographed routine one year in the ice show where all the girls wore cutoffs and…

This is an #unpopularopinion but I feel the same way about Star Wars (the original series)... I didn’t see it until I was an adult and I’m pretty convinced that I missed my window because I couldn’t even force myself to get through the full trilogy.

My husband was really scared about it, but baby #2 wants so badly to feed himself that I gave in. Now he eats all our foods plus he gets snacks of puffs and li’ crunchies and yogurt melts. And I’ve had to start making him pouches (mostly whole fat yogurt mixed with the leftover baby food I didn’t want to spoon feed…

Baby led weaning for the win! I get to eat my food without having to spoon feed,  my son gets to play with food and i get to be both lazy amd smug about it being developmentally good

Thankfully all my friends who are also parents are pretty broke all the time.

All I could focus on was the fact that the entire cast wears 80s clothes in a movie that’s supposed to be set in the 50s (?)

I’ve pretty much horrified all the parents around here. My kid is almost one, and she eats what we eat for the most part, and it’s supplemented with gerber baby food. Did you guys know gerber baby food is poison? It totally is. I get lectured in our local target all the time. But there are two of those suckers in…

what the hell, I’m lazy and cheap so I just mashed my kid’s food (which was a non-spicy, less salty version of whatever the grown-ups were eating) with a fork. I got even lazier with the second kid and did ‘baby-led weaning’ which in my case was ‘eh, make sure he doesn’t choke, but have at it lol.’

Ugh. People are the worst. It’s back to school time, which means the Parenting Olympics have started. Does your kid have Crayola or did you send Rose Art markers? Did you remember to put hand painted cards in their lunch boxes? Do their clothes looks like they are heading out the door for their job at a super cool…

Really hope they have one that has tiny golden crab charms on it.

OMG my most disliked coworker does this. Except it’s always something anyone should know, so she just looks dumb. She’s like, I don’t know who Brad Pitt is. I don’t know who Ronald Reagan is. Too young ;)

I love this just as much as I loved Kathy Griffin going to “Maury” while in disguise.

You can buy my candy necklace version, great for bachelor parties, or just special times with that special person who likes you to wear butt jewelry 

Hard fucking pass.

I suppose you could put your keys on it, maybe a small coin purse. Based in my ever-expanding trove of heavy crap in my bag I would end up like Marley though.

Bedazzle the tampon string! Problem solved!

This is so...wrong. Very, very wrong.

Oh yes there is. A young person taking pride in not knowing things. A coworker takes gleeful joy everyone time someone slightly older and famous dies because she’s “too young to know who that is.” It might be cute at 20 but bitch you’re 30, you know who Prince is. (She’s older than me so I’m not being a grump about…