I’m not so sure. I think that Meliessa can and should handle the roles of any person at that lectern, in this administration.

I bet he also refers to himself as The Mooch, talks in the third person a lot, and insists his male friends give him the low five with the wiggly fingers every damned day.

I wonder if his first order of business will be doing the fandango?

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

You put your spicy in.

Pennsylvania is the emergency back Florida. Just with more guns, Confederate flags, and delicious fatty foods.

If you’re required to do whatever dad, brother, or hubby demans of you, you’re property.

That’s just flat-out awful. My sincere sympathies to your mom and aunts.

That’s what everyone in my family thought of my grandmother until one day she took too many pills and BRAGGED about giving my mother and aunts to her husband and FIL to fuck.

I firmly believe mom was abused as well.

And are allowed to be raped and have to forgive their rapists if the rapists publicly repent. And, yeah, they are property — they are chattel in an almost-Medieval cult.

And a bunch of furries who used costumes to lure children to sex parties.

I hope these two ghost girls in blue dresses terrify the fuck out of Kaplan every night he is in prison.

You can often spot cultists by the way they make their chattel/women dress in uniforms.

Amish thing. The wife is property, the daughter is property, the man can treat em like cattle and they have to smile. Hooray religion.

These people are the product of being raised in what is functionally a religious cult.

Bucks County, for when you absolutely can’t make it down to Florida.

She is supposed to act like a mother. Fuck her.

I will read this, because I am a Florida native (who just left!) and also because I realized she wrote that book Tampa, which was O.O

Three to seven years in prison for the parents!? THAT’S IT?!