“So what? What goes on in the bedroom is nobody’s business!”

Face it, Catherine the Great didn’t actually die from being crushed by a horse that she was attempting to copulate with, but that’s what most people remember her for.

If there is footage of him laying on a bed being peed on by one or more women then I think that explains all of this. He’s ashamed, and knows it’s the one thing his base won’t understand (killing someone on 5th avenue, sure, but water sports?) And the fact that he is so concerned about the fate of his good friend…

That little flourish brought to you by “What happens to you when you fire the FBI Director in a manner to heighten his personal embarrassment you fucking moron of a baby that I cannot believe is President.”

Comey is amazing. He managed to get the word hookers off that dossier into public record by way of writing what Trump said to him. Brillz! He’s basically begging to be asked about it and legitimize it further.

You know what’s fun? Being stuck waiting for a shuttle in a dealership lobby with Fox News blaring on three screens. Here’s what I learned, in the 10 or so minutes I was stranded:

Way to bury the lede!!!!

I had a cupcake at lunch and was immediately 3 months prregante. I had to put on my hoodie.

She is almost 51. Can a peri-menopausal/menopausal woman not play with her newly acquired belly fat? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

This used to be called “slipping someone a Mickey,” referencing a Mickey Finn, a drink laced with drugs and aimed at an unknowing target. I remember when I wa entering college in 1976, my Dad sat me down and gave the college party protocol: drink only bottled beer that you personally opened and never let it out of…

I grew up thinking “Spanish Fly” was an aphrodisiac like oysters: i.e. probably an old wive’s tale, but might get you in the mood. It never occurred to me that it was code for drugs that would render you immobile or unconscious, or I absolutely would have been horrified.

Two words. Sioux County. That’s his base and it bleeds into the surrounding counties. Which I almost misspelled as ‘cunties’ might have been more accurate.

That ship fucking sailed when David Duke was a viable candidate for governor in Louisiana. And it sank when enough people voted for Donald Trump, who is either a white nationalist or is extremely comfortable sucking up to them and putting them in positions of power

I understand everything Weaver is saying but this is exactly why I thought that as far as electing a woman to the presidency it was Hillary or wait a generation or two. She put on that bulletproof vest and kept going.

Yeah, I first saw that photoshopped pic when fellow liberals were tweeting it as a joke back in November. It didn’t originate from King.

I never understood politicians on either side who Tweet this sort of snarky, preach to the choir stuff. As if Twitter likes are worth a flying fuck anyway.

So is Steve King thumbing his nose at Trump on that last Tweet? Because an immigrant did take Michelle Obama’s job when Michelle was done with it.

Steve King claims the death threats were fabricated? No, Dems aren’t the ones who’ve been fabricating terrorism like the Bowling Green Massacre.

This is what terrorism looks like.