If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

As utterly bullshit the justifications for male homophobia are, I understand it in women even less, since there’s typically not the sexual entitlement (“he just needs to the right pussy to fix him”) or the messed up ideas about being penetrated being a shameful thing.

I forgot about her. Yeah, everyone now celebrates Ellen and Portia, but Anne Heche took a big hit for dating Ellen.

Lesbian/Lebanese was a joke on the Golden Girls before that, even. In speaking of one of their friends, Dorothy informs Sophia that this friend is a lesbian, and Sophia responses something along the lines of “Yeah, so what? So is Klinger from M.A.S.H.”

Obama agrees!

Get good sleep, eat more fiber and green stuff, move around, jettison assholes in your life and have a hobby. That’s my advice, now someone give me a gabillion dollars for my wisdom.

Great googly moogly, thank you for researching and writing all of this so instead of randomly hate-cruising Goop once every six months I can rest confident that I am NOT missing any of this legitimately misogynist pseudoscience. That Mother Wound shit is FUCKED. UP.

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

I’m going to give ‘em a call and ask for Gwen Stefani.

Telephone hotline?

The VOICE Office provides information to citizens and non-citizens alike regardless of status, race, etc.

I saw a bad ombré today. When done correctly it’s a good look...a good ombré. But this ombre’ looked really really bad. The baddest, scariest ombré I’ve ever seen. I’m def gonna call to report it right now!

I’m going to call the hotline tonight, and report on actual “human” aliens and their crimes. You see, I grew up near the border of Canada. Those damn Canucks sneak across the border and steal (well buy, but in funny lookin’ currency) all the milk in my county. I’m not sure what’s up with the price of milk in Canada...…

As a federal employee from a different agency, if I ever responded to a media inquiry in such a manner my boss would totally fire me (and yes, Feds can be fired). That response reads like a WaPo comment and not official remarks from an exec branch agency.

I reported Sebastian Gorka for lying on his citizenship application about his membership in Vitezi Rend. They were not amused.

When Sessions and Ann Coulter come out with these ridiculous anecdotes about violent crimes committed by immigrants, they only serve to emphasize the overwhelmingly greater likelihood of US citizens to commit this sort of crime.

I wonder how many Apache fellas called the hotline number about those abusive white people taking their lands and infecting their people with diseases.

Frankly Im thoroughly flabbergasted and disappointed that no ones gone in on this one with reporting the Chupacabra... brb I have internets to win today.

Ah yes: the straw man argument that the pranksters are mocking “victims.” Not the absurdity of a veiled snitch line created by this cuck infested administration.