I know someone that still has a prodigy email address

Because twitter is the boil on the ass of humanity

Thirsty woman. Get fucking bent.

Yep—that’s a good way to stop the biting too

Totally!!!

It’s definitely getting to her—look at those fingernails! As a still sometime nail biter myself I would do my best to cover it up or grow them out if I were in her position...

Sunset Boulevard 4 lyfe!

All the stars for you!!

Nope.

I swear my blocked list is longer than my friends list!

Oh yeah, it is definitely the best thing about getting old!

Your mom is one of the good ones!

Duhbya put him there. That is all anyone needs to know.

Really, you can just put his name in the headline. We know he’s the “president.”

Thank you for that little bit of hope! Shit like that is really important and can sometimes indicate a sea change.

PaperMate. All. The. Way.

The fact that that bitch is out and is married with a kid just makes me want to puke.

Wow—that’s amazing!

“The Americans” is one of the best shows, ever, I think. Even though set in the 80's it’s extremely pertinent now. Start at the beginning for sure! About to start their 5th season, the 6th will be their last.

Went to the March for women’s lives in 2004-unofficially officially the biggest march on the Mall in history!