I agree with the OP — the real one isn't quite as bad, though. There's something about Key's that just seems… wrong somehow?

? George Lowe's still alive?

Or, rather, three gems: Sardonyx.

I honestly thought she was basically just saying "not it". Or, rather, she didn't want to.

Sixteen years ago, one day,
I was walking down the street
I was cruising in Brooklyn
You know what I mean?
Something was cooking,
But wasn't yet a fusion.

I kinda-sorta liked it? Like I saw every ep (except for the clip shows once I verified that they were indeed clip shows and not a joke because seriously, doing a clipshow after like FOUR episodes?) and, generally there was at least one really pretty good sketch per episode. I figured that if they could hang in there,…

This episode: THAT'S TOO MUCH, MAN!

Yeah — I'm not so sure they'll be back. After all:
A) The Rubies all went off in different directions
B) Pearl did something Neat and Tricky in finding Steven
C) No one on Homeworld would even know about this. At best they might realize they're out of contact with the Rubies' ship, but the only gems who know anything…

AND: Not just that, but it's the only network to be _dumped in the Hudson River_. Seriously — in the '70s, all the Dumont kinescopes were dumped in the river.

I figured the plan was to unbubble Bismuth once Homeworld stopped fighting. Both to protect Gems a la Batman, but maybe also to do a bit of I Told You So?

DERP. I'm sorry! I've not looked up the episode titles, so I didn't realize.

His will just read "I give Weird Al permission to parody my songs. As for the rest of it, eh, you guys'll figure it out."

you mean we're not about to head into another long STEVENDROUGHT?

AS is on Hulu — and I think VB is as well. The downside is that AS only updates their Hulu offerings like… quarterly or some shit? Which is hella dumb. BUT: In the case of VB, it comes out so infrequently that even with this schedule, I think the entirety of it might be up?

I can see that — I love CN/AS, and TBS' game has been surprisingly strong lately.

a little annoying about the spoiler in the article, buttt, I think there's only two episodes left of the Steven Bomb, right? So Bismuth had to be in this one or the next one, so….

MOOSE BLOOD

The film would have been awesome if they'd pretty much trimmed out the first… hour or so? Basically just the stuff with the town and the collapsing and all that. (Also: if they'd done the sane thing and OVERDUBBED THE ACTORS WITH SINGERS LIKE EVERY OTHER FILM OH GOD NOOOOOOOO)

You forgot the most important step, letting them sit and stew in the disposal, THEN eat them with handfuls of mayo!

I think it was a couple of ABC shows — I don't know if they're still doing that, but I've never run into it on anything I watch so… yay?