Most memorable/poignant pitch was:

Everyone needs to check out Arrested Westeros, the perfect mash-up of dysfunctional tv families:

"Lots of people name their swords."

I call it art.

This is so disturbing.

I was really looking forward to that Meereenese Knot!

I am not pleased with the Daario recast. I LOVED the actor from last season, and he had good chemistry with Khaleesi. I love the new dude as his character Liam on Nashville, but I am not down with him as Daario. I WANT PRETTY DAARIO BACK.

Team Old Daario! New Daario is very nondescript. Old Daario was cheesy but at least he looked different to every other guy in the show.

Hahaha omg, I spit out my soup, thanks!

Ah, yes. Let me explain.

The joke is that the professor has an unofficial classroom policy that students who receive calls during his class are supposed to answer on speaker phone. This student set up a prank with a friend during which she'd be called with the friend posing as a pregnancy resource center, announcing…

I have the answer to question number 3!

Why do people make things so complicated? It's simple:

Portkeys did not work within the confine of Hogwarts.

Just go like this. Trust me, it works.

I, for one, will not look down on anybody who likes sexy monsters.

Lord of the Rings, a movie which created a genre, a mythos and managed to stay internally consistent throughout it volumes or Star Wars, a fun movie that couldn't stay consistent through three episodes, was cursed by horrible prequels and by the third movie became little more than a marketing ploy for cuddlies and…

Real drones fly away from volcanic explosions without looking at them.