Most memorable/poignant pitch was:

Everyone needs to check out Arrested Westeros, the perfect mash-up of dysfunctional tv families:

"Lots of people name their swords."

I call it art.

This is so disturbing.

I was really looking forward to that Meereenese Knot!

I am not pleased with the Daario recast. I LOVED the actor from last season, and he had good chemistry with Khaleesi. I love the new dude as his character Liam on Nashville, but I am not down with him as Daario. I WANT PRETTY DAARIO BACK.

Team Old Daario! New Daario is very nondescript. Old Daario was cheesy but at least he looked different to every other guy in the show.

Hahaha omg, I spit out my soup, thanks!

Ah, yes. Let me explain.

The joke is that the professor has an unofficial classroom policy that students who receive calls during his class are supposed to answer on speaker phone. This student set up a prank with a friend during which she'd be called with the friend posing as a pregnancy resource center, announcing…

I have the answer to question number 3!

Why do people make things so complicated? It's simple:

Portkeys did not work within the confine of Hogwarts.

Just go like this. Trust me, it works.

Okay, I think I've conveyed my reaction appropriately through gifs...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

Upscale hotel in Boston, weekend getaway. I booked a regular room but it was REALLY NICE. Like, a lot nicer than I thought from the pictures and what not. Whatevs. After a lovely dinner, me and my guy are going at it on the king bed I don't remember booking? (*shrug* I'll take it) and mid-moan, mid-thrust, my guy is…