the Nutcracker

I have a lot of downtime at work right now and spend literally hours a day thinking of creative new ways to annoy Republicans on the internet. Juvenile? Totally. Don’t really care though.

Instead of wasting 100 sheets of paper, just print a few, put them in a loop and then his fax never stops.

THIS EXACTLY. I really don’t understand the need to point out “why weren’t you here earlier?!” They’re here now. Welcome them, answer questions they have and fucking strap your boots on because we have work to do.

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…