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Someone who writes for the website you're reading right now might still have a few of them and might at some point do a post including scans of them but no promises but also it will probably happen.

I feel like a month ago, I had never heard of this person. Now I hear about her almost daily. It's kind of...weird. Like she's being Truman Show-ed into my life.

Do you wanna take this summons?

I can never understand little kids when they talk. People assure me that I will understand when I have one of my own, but I remain deeply sceptical

This one never fails to make me laugh. I so want to go to the state fair every day. They have baby pygmy goats!

Finally

More belly to rub, more kitty to love.

Stop fucking slapping and hitting the cat, you asshole!

Um, so, I want that NASA Crew scoopneck tshirt for myself.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

Kids are annoying.

HIV you are a cruel beast and I wish you would fuck off.

It's not rating her worth as a woman, it's just pointing out how absurd it is that a multi-millionaire woman (who's claim to fame is being born rich and a sex tape) is acting like she knows exactly what it's like to be a working mom, when really she has the option to work or not whereas so many women don't.

There are 7 dolls and 3 are non-white. The issue is? I guess there could be an Asian.

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an

God wouldn't it be great if they were fucking?

tiny cal gets a big girl bone in celebration of team dog!

I've spent the last few days sick at home. This is the face that's been watching me during the day, never leaving my side.